Insurance is subject matter.of this solicitation

'Hello?'
'Sir, Pramod calling from Reliance capital, wanted to discuss future planning'
'See, with the insurance policies I have already bought, I am already worth more dead than alive. Now, how much more should I insure?'
'Sir?'
'Do you guys want me dead or what? I am insured for more than my salary now! Do you want to kill me with these daily phone calls?'
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'Sir, Calling from ICICI prudential...'
'Yes,Yes,aah,aah,...more,..more...aah, aah, yes, yes....aah, yum, aah,aah,, oooh,...,yes,yes,more....more...'
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'Hello'
'Sir, main Max new york se bol raha hoon. Kya aap insurance mein interested hain?'
'Mein ek khoon karne wala hoon. Chalo, uska 1 cr ka policy nikalte hain. Uske marne ke baad, dono half-half share karenge!
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'Hello?'
'Sir, am calling from Religare finance. Wanted an appointment to discuss financial planning'
'Thoda paani dena?
'Sir?'
'Paani deona'
'Sir?'
'Paani deona, pyaas laga hai'
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'Sir, calling from Tata AIG'
'Yes, what can I do for you?'
'We want to meet you for financial planning'
'Sure, when'
'Sir, what about friday?
'Ok, how much money will you give me?
'Sir?'
'Are you meeting me to give me money?'
'No, we want to do financial planning"
'you will give me money, right. Then we will plan what to do with it'
'No, sir. We don't give money'
'So, whats there to plan. I have no money'
'Sir, we can help you make money'
'You are giving me a job?
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'Hello?'
'Sir, calling from Bajaj capital'
'Which branch?'
'Mumbai, sir?'
'Which branch in Mumbai?'
'Andheri'
'Oh, I work in the Bandra branch. How are you?'
'Nice to know'
'How many policies did you sell last month?
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'Hello'
'Sir, calling from Aegon religare'
'I know, I am you President- M&A, based in Delhi. How did my number get into your database?
'Sorry, sir, We were just given these numbers'
'Who gave you these numbers?
'Our company?'
'What's your number?'
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'Sir, Nitin from Birla sun life insurance..'

'Great, just the guy I was looking for! See, my name is Ajmal K and I have been given the death penalty, what do you think will be my premium?'

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'Hello?'
'Sir, this is Anjali calling from Canara Robeco..'
'You have a nice voice, why dont you call me later in the night, Anjali?'
'Sir?'
'Why dont you call me later in the night? We can talk at leisure?'
'Sir?'
'Are you calling from Mumbai?
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'Hello?
'Sir, Calling from reliance capital..would you be...
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Hello, hello, sir, sir, are you there....?
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Sir, Arjun from Tata capital, Can we speak to mr nc?
'Just killed him. Bloody fat fellow. lots of blood came out. Have his cell phone. Is there some way I can get his money?'
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